Hampizza

I found one of these for sale while grocery shopping. Three actually this is the first one.

It looks like a pizza. Except it's ham. And now I'm going to make it a pizza. A pizza with a spinach topping.

And butter. To keep it moist.

Shredded cheese was on sale that day.

And of course pizza has to have spaghetti sauce.

And I've got that giant jar of jalapenos that isn't going anywhere, might as well add those.

Ditto on my multitude of cans of olives.

And now we bake the "pizza"...

While it's baking, I've got leftover margarita mix I want to use. Normally I consider use of a mix to be too crude for this show's standards, but together with another recipe I'll show it.

Plus I love crushing ice in a blender.

Add the mix and tequila...

Do a bit more grinding...

And we have a margarita!

Yeah, I use wine glasses for them. I don't have a proper margarita glass.

Now my hampizza should be done baking.

Looks pretty good. The ham skin makes it hard to slice though.

Two slices of hampizza ready to eat!

Oh, and don't forget the margarita.

This was a pretty good dish. Just a little too hammy. Then again I don't normally eat regular pizza crust either. If you like ham it'd be wonderful. If eating a ton of protein is good to fill yourself up and lose weight, it's a great idea to lose weight too.