26 March 2011

The Sour Lemur

Welcome deux Le Sur Le Mer. Ma nom es Luc, your server tonight. Our speciality here est panko.  Dans everything.

First off, can j'interest you in un poulet, panko seared? It was pre-marinated overnight in anticipation of t'arrival.
Le panko.
Et un seasoning.
Now oui roll les poulet dans le panko.
Et deux.

Et trois.

Et quatre.
Now oui bake!

Mais j'forgot the lemon juice.
Un poulet, baked.
Now j'add le lemon juice.
Un poulet! Et le panko!

Pour tu dessert, l'panko ice cream, yes?
Rolled dans l'ice cream, like le poulet.
Le chocolat.

Et les sprinkles! Bonne appetit?*

Pour l'course trois**, un cafe au panko!

Et Irish cream, pour no coffee est complete without Irish cream.

Stirred et more panko.



A delicious meal yes? Non? Merci!***

* - Ed. note: Means "good appetite." In context, the question is "do you still have a good appetite after seeing ice cream with bread crumbs on it?"
** - Ed. note: Prounounced l'quatre, meaning "the fourth"
*** - Ed. note: A pleading for forgiveness, such as after one has caused some great wrong.

2 comments:

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