23 April 2011

Poultry Roll

Now, do you ever feel your poultry is too hard to eat? Like, you need a fork or something? Don't you wish you could eat it like a candy bar? Now I'll show you how to do it!

Here are five chickens that are unwieldy to eat. Sometimes you can use drumsticks, but chickens like these don't have any legs.

By squashing them, we yield a flat row of unwieldy chickens.
Now, if we take this row and stack the chickens one on another, we have a tower. The tower would be good but it falls apart when eaten.

Naturally then, the tower is to be squashed.
Next, flip the squashed chicken cake over and squash it again.

Once this is done, the cake can be rolled up into a form that can be eaten in one hand!

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