Welcome to Hellina's Kitchen

I AM HELLINA. WELCOME TO MY KITCHEN. I AM A DEMON. I COOK THINGS TOO GROSS FOR EVEN YOUR NORMAL HOST.

LIKE LEFTOVER SIDES FOR BREAKFAST, FOR INSTANCE. LIKE THESE.

THEY SMELL TERRIBLE BUT BECAUSE I AM A DEMON I LIKE THAT.

SO I AM GOING TO FRY THEM ALL IN OIL. WITH AN EGG.

AND HOW ABOUT SOME SPICY BBQ SAUCE???

FOR BREAKFAST. AHAHAHAHA

GAHAHAHAHA. IT SMELLS HORRIFIC AND IT PROBABLY TASTES LIKE THAT TOO.

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW. I AM A DEMON.

DEMON RATING: five horrors out of ten.