WELCOME BACK TO HELLINA'S KITCHEN. I AM STILL HELLINA. I AM STILL A DEMON.
BECAUSE I AM A DEMON I WILL COOK WITH POSSIBLY EXPIRED CHICKEN WITHOUT FEAR OF SALMONELLA POISONING.
BECAUSE I AM A DEMON I WILL ALSO WRAP IT IN BACON. BACON from hell.
because I AM A DEMON I WILL ALSO POUR ORANGE JUICE ON TOP OF IT. WATCH THE ORANGE JUICE MIX WITH THE CHICKEN BLOOD! ghagahahahaaha
AND NOW I WILL fry IT. like
A DEMON would FRY CHICKEN
IN ORANGE JUICE
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT TO OPEN A SPICE. IT IS BASIL. IT SHOULD HAVE GONE ONTO THAT GIANT MIX OF SPICES A WHILE BACK. BUT IT DID NOT. LOOK. THE THE LENS IS STILL ON.
I WILL REMEDY THAT.
BUY PUTTING IT ON MY CHICKEN. WRAPPED IN BACON. AND BEING FRIED in orange juice.
IF IT WERE NOT ALREADY DEAD THAT CHICKEN WOULD BE BEING BOILED ALIVE IN ORANGE JUICE. WHILE WRAPPED IN BACON.
it has escaped the wrath of HELLINA.
HERE IS THE CHICKEN.
IT IS PINK ON THE INSIDE.
IF YOU ATE IT YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIE FROM SALMONELLA.
SO IT IS CUT UP FOR MORE FRYING UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER PINK
now it is DONE AND SHALL GO ON A BURGER
DEMONS LIKE MAYO
DEMON RATING: THREE HORRORS OUT OF FIVE
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