Let's find out.
EYAAAAGH WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? DID IT JUST SUCK IN ITS CHEST? IS IT STILL ALIVE?
It's rather flat. It must have been a trick of the light.
It's dead so let's continue with the microwaving.

ACK! IT'S GETTING BIGGER! IT'S STILL ALIVE!!!!! AND IT LOOKS ANGRY!!!!
...I am saved. Whatever power it was using must have backfired. All that is left of the undead chicken is a smoking husk.
It's awfully hard to wash off the plate though.










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